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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

I could not stop laughing !

Hi guys and girls,

I was on my way back from Coimbatore last week, had gone there to attend a marriage ceremony, one of my geeky and nerdy nerdy cousins was getting married ( and the girl looked man !! , jus' dont know how these guys get such good ones! ). On the train, I had no company. I just had my GRE preparation material for company, and ya, ofcourse my hard-to-do-without snacks and stuff ! I was beginning to feel really bugged and thought I would retire to dozing off, when this young man walked into my bay and asked me "if you could,.. well..this is 68 right ?!" (looking into his ticket and tryin to peep beind my head to get a view of his seat no.) I found good company in him for the rest of the journey. There are so many jokes and anecdotes with which he entertained me. And here is one I jus' cannot stop laughing when I think about it even now. Kudos to that man. I'm sure he'll read this blog.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: "Hello?"Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes."Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.1,000. Is it okay if I buy it, sweetie?" Man: "Sure... go ahead if you like it that much. I want you to be happy." Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one that I really liked. It's a beautiful silver." Man: "How much?" Woman: "Rs.60,000"Man: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options." Woman: "Great! Oh, and just one more thing... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking Rs.950,000." Man: "Wow, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer Rs.895,000." Woman: "Okay. Thank you darling -- you're wonderful! I'll see you later! I love you!" Man: "Bye, I love you too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Well, hope you enjoyed that joke. :)

3 comments:

Avinash said...

very gud posts man. ur writin style is awesome. the joke was old but its too gud to listen again n again.continue ur articles

Avinash said...

very gud posts man. ur writin style is awesome. the joke was old but its too gud to listen again n again.continue ur articles

Avinash said...

ur articles and the way of writin dem r really excellent man. carry on....